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countless-chances:
today my teacher said “turn to the person next to you and tell them the best thing that happened to you today.” So this girl turned around and said “my pregnancy test came back negative” and I just said two packs of skittles fell out of the vending machine when I only payed for one
staalsy:
if i ever get married my first dance with my husband would start out with a slow song and then it would cut to bootylicious so i could see if he’s ready for this jelly
